Rosemary Sauce

Damnation! The second coming!
The devil is returning to mother earth.
Destruction, paranoia and fear,
enveloping the human spirit.
Hallelujah!His majesty-
Obama, fights the demon,
but Bin Laden moderates the fight.
Saddam sends out missiles-
from his grave in the form of farts,
that smell like rosemary sauce.
Saddam was a sweet man,
that bugger Bush spoilt him,
with his capitalist ideas.
Castro!I am glad,
You didn't end up being a pig,
like George.W.Bush,
after the CIA finished with you.
That's the spirit my boy.
Keep it up.
Elton John, its absolutely stunning,
that you married a man.
It sure does give us hope.

This was something I wrote in one of my crazy moods.I have been fascinated with farts Since I was very small and I don't like Bush!

Supremacy?

Atten Hut!

The war goes on,
Hitler chases us.
We run,
only his gang remains.

Rat-a-tat,Rat-a-tat.
A stockpile of Ak's-
are found.
So what?

The war still goes on...

Now Hitler's lungi falls off.
Listen everyone-
Hitler is a woman
She had her endowments cut out.

Khemer Rouge! Khemer Rouge!
The world runs for cover.
Aunty Hitler is coming,
Bang, Boom,Kraash.

Holy Macarooni!
Imagine Hitler in a panty
Dictating the Aryan supremacy
Sheesh! if only we knew.

Stallion

I am so liberated.
I am in union with my spirit
I am away from all the snobs-
the backstabbing buffoons,
and I am in my little world,
a world with little materialism,
and a world filled with-
freespiritedness.
Anachronisms don't exist-
in my world,nor do stereotypes.
I know,I am being sociological,
but,again its all a part of liberation.
My world is filled with-
adventure and experimentation.
There is no botheration that exists,
within me, I am like a majestic stallion,
but yet so free.
I gallop around with mighty zeal,
wandering around the forest glades.
Norms, etiquette, conformity,
what are they?
but all what man created-
to imprison himself.
The world, my world holds,
no superficiality, no stigma.
Yet it holds all that's free.

Braaaap!Oops!

I farted during the exam-
today.
It felt so liberating,
that I yearned for another.

It suddenly came.
A bit louder than before.
Well concealed with a cough,
did it manage to go unheard.

A fart may feel like-
a exhibitionist.
So much of jeering and insults
Dear fart, thank god you went unheard.

Was it a wet fart?
Hope there were no skid marks.
Sorry if there were any,
it's just me; being me.

In a bout of craziness,
I stood on my bed,
danced to the Beatles.
Exhausted-fell flat on my face.

This is just one stanza I wrote down while lying in bed.It does not have to mean anything.You can interpret it in your own way.The freedom is yours.

Teachings by one of my Guru's

My dad once told me,
Son, don't fill your plate to it's brim.
It is ugly to do so in public.
So, practice some social etiquette.

Take a little at first,
finish it up,then if you are-
still hungry,
take a new plate and serve again.

Life, for me is something like this.
Take each day as it dawns.
Don't let greed take hold of you.
But let tender, sorrowful discourse be abundant in you.

Questioning

What is life?
But a pit full of suffering.
You come out naked,you struggle-
for breath...
You sometimes die suffering,or
if you are lucky;peacefully.
But that does not change anything,
because karma is and always will be-
Yours truly-karma!

Road rage-Apathy

I happened to glance at the daily tabloid today
First thing I saw was, Four people crushed to death,
By a speeding car, a cyclist and three pedestrians,
The driver of the Accord, ran away but surrendered anyway.

Yesterday, I saw another article,
A young woman on a scooty,
knocked a child down, he fractured his leg,
She didn't say sorry.

The day before, another hit and run case,
A police jeep passed,but did not bother,
To take the child to hospital
So where do we stand?

Road rage, road rage, road rage
Its all what I've seen the past few days,
I have seen it with my own eyes,
and the memory still haunts me.

So, where do we go from here?
Is running campaigns enough?
Is exposing policemen enough?
No, I highly doubt it.

Commissioner of Police, this is on to you.

Yearning

I'll be waiting
till the dusk fades away
I'll be yearning
for a free country, for me.

I once saw my self,
fifty years from now
A tender,loving human being
humble, generous; but headstrong.

I wish to pass on my kindness
to all generations to come
I hope to give all I've ever had
So that my country is second to none.

Marriage can wait, and so can kids
but my country is beyond waiting
let democracy free us, and red tape leave us
so that mankind is not at stake.

A New Year Message

I want to start by wishing everyone who reads this blog a very happy new year, filled with joy, love and most of all pure happiness. Sadness will come, but I hope you find the strength to fight it.Let us hope that this year will be a peaceful one, and the war on terror will subside. May love find its way to everyone's heart, be it Prabhakaran or Obama. If the war still has to go on,then at least lets hope the politicians do not interfere. I think 2008 has taught us Sri Lankans a great many things, and we should be made stronger by those lessons and not weaker. We backstabbed each other in the previous years, at least now let us all be united and stand together. You cannot change the world, but at least let us do our small bit in making the world a better place to live in. Love the animals around you, because they also make the world beautiful, and so do the foliage. Treasure what mother nature has offered you and continue to give back to the soil, but without harming it. Let us learn,from the mass destruction we have all seen in the past and please,lets minimize the untimely deaths that happen around us. Eat healthy, stay clean, excercise and of course enjoy a good sex life,It sure does help.

To elaborate on my personal plan for 2009, I hope to elevate my hippie attitude towards life to another level this year. I hope to do better in university, improve my music skills and stay single. I want to make more friends, and of course again "live life hippie style".

2009...... here we come,let the party begin.